Song Parodies...

ROCK ASSAD NOW

A song parody from Tammy de Leeuw




Sung to the tune of "Rock the Casbah" by the Clash





King Obama told his boogie men
You gotta let those missiles drop
They got oil down the desert way
We gonna shake it to the top
Assad he drove his SUV
He went cruising down the street
Picking up some Sarin gas
That he ordered from Wall Street

CHORUS:
McCain don’t like him
Rock Assad Now, Rock Assad Now
Mcain don’t like him
Rock Assad now, rock Assad now
Rockin Assad now
Rock Assad now


By order of the profiteers
We’re gonna  take him down
Obliterate the masses
As we throw those missiles down
Then Obama, well he brought out
An unmanned drone or two
The locals they were awestruck
To see what they could do


CHORUS:
McCain don’t like him.
Rock Assad Now, Rock Assad Now
Mcain don’t like him
Rock Assad now, rock Assad now
Rockin Assad now
Rock Assad now


Then Obama called  his jet fighters
And said it’s time you earn your pay
Drop your bombs between the minarets
Blow those rebels all away
As soon as the POTUS was
Safely in his plane
The jet pilots turned it up
And bombed Assad again

CHORUS:
McCain don’t like him.
Rock Assad Now, Rock Assad Now
Mcain don’t like him
Rock Assad now, rock Assad now
Rockin Assad now
Rock Assad now


Now back in the States
Oh! They’re watching CNN
They tell them that it’s cool
To support a war again
But the wind has changed directions
And the people came alive
The masses caught a whiff
Of that crazy Congress jive

CHORUS:
McCain don’t like him.
Rock Assad Now, Rock Assad Now
Mcain don’t like him
Rock Assad now, rock Assad now
Rockin Assad now
Rock Assad now
McCain don’t like him. (Says he's not HALAL)
Rock Assad Now, Rock Assad Now
Mcain don’t like him
Rock Assad now, rock Assad now
Rockin Assad now
Rock Assad now

No comments:

Post a Comment