My Obama and Other Fractured Songs...

My Obama- Sung to the tune of "My Sharona"

December 22, 2010 at 7:37pm

My Obama- Sung to the tune of My Sharona by the Knack

Oh my little liberal one, liberal one
When you gonna do what you say, Obama?
People outta work, losing homes and you’re
Busy kissing butts, Obama

Such a corporate tool, give it up
Such a statist fool, filling up your cup
When you’re stealing what is mine
Mine, mine, ,woo, woo
My my my my Obama
My my my my Obama

Come a little closer huh, a little closer huh
So you can see the red in my eyes, Obama
It’s no mystery, can’t you see, can’t you see
You’re the one that I despise, Obama

Such a corporate tool, give it up
Such a statist fool, filling up your cup
When you’re stealing what is mine
Mine, mine,woo, woo
My my my my Obama
My my my my Obama

When ya gonna go away
Go away
Hope it’s just a matter of time, Obama
Is your destiny sure to be, sure to be
A little bit less than divine, Obama
Such a corporate tool, give it up
Such a statist fool, filling up your cup
When you’re stealing what is mine, mine, mine
Woo eeee woo
My my my Obama


TSA "Pokey Pokey" Sung to the tune of the "Hokey Pokey"

November 28, 2010 at 11:00am

You put your right hand in
You take your right hand out
You grab a breast or two
And you shake them all about
You do the pokey pokey
And you hear the people shout
“What is this all about?!”
You put your right hand in
You take your right hand out
You grab somebody’s junk
And you frisk it all about
You do the pokey pokey
And you turn the guy about
Watch as he screams and shouts

You do the pokey pokey
You do the pokey pokey
And it's no jokey jokey
Cause it's the pokey pokey

You frisk their left leg well
You frisk their right leg well
You touch their genitals
And your're gonna hear them yell
You do the pokey pokey
And you cop a feel or two
That's what you're gonna do
WOO!
You take their whole selves out
You put their whole selves in
You hit "irradiate"
Then you you can see all that's within
You do a pokey pokey
And you turn their pockets out
Dare them to scream or shout
YAY!